Now the shotgun's starting golf is full of mathematics, there's a lot of set up work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work, so I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here.

And here we go.

All right, all right, all right.

Ladies and gentlemen, start your adventure!

Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun. Start it is February 1st, Andy, how are you doing?

Oh, first of the month, didn't even think about it. What a way to start the pod.

Friending.

Andy.

It's exciting, riveting. This hasn't happened in a while. This feels like a special occasion.

It's the dumbest thing going.

It's still January 31st as we record. You have not yet determined.

Are we recording out in the first or the announcement when I do my little intro, which one is it? It's like both.

So you've really expanded the tent to hit this.

And so it's still January 31st for another 70 minutes where I live.

I can't think about when the last time we recorded on the first of the month.

It makes me happy.

The world's right.

We're off and running here in February. I'm glad you're just giddy.

I don't know why this makes you so happy, but you are very happy.

Schedule. Should we just jump right in? There's a lot of happening.

Do you want to talk about news? Do you want to talk about text messages?

Text messages as statements, you mean, or text messages as text messages?

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