Reduce, Reuse, Accuse

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2015

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

How should a couple catch a recycling bin thief?

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:04.4	I'm Baylif Jesse Thorn.
0:06.3	This week, reduce, reuse, accuse.
0:10.6	Elliott brings the case against his girlfriend, Rachel.
0:13.4	Their recycling bin has been stolen from the curb repeatedly, and they want to figure out
0:17.5	who's responsible.
0:19.0	Elliott thinks they should try to catch the thief while it's happening.
0:23.4	Rachel thinks they should be a bit more passive.
0:26.4	Who's right?
0:27.4	Who's wrong?
0:28.4	Only one man can decide.
0:30.2	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom.
0:34.5	Hey, hey, hey, hey, let's talk about this.
0:37.9	I'm just, I'm in control.
0:39.1	I'm making progress.
0:41.0	No.
0:42.4	You haven't been making any progress, and you're not in control.
0:46.2	It is in control.
0:47.8	And if you think you're in control, then you're being an idiot.
0:50.8	Not a single thing you've done has helped, and I'm sorry.
0:53.6	I don't mean to burst your bubble, but the camera hasn't helped, and the stupid footprints
0:58.0	haven't helped.
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