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Raihara, once again the smartest man in the world groupcast takes to the either this time from the fortress of groupitude here in western Hollywood, in the lower California Shubbisness District.

Here at the purpose of Fruits, we built a wall, a 365 degree perimeter around us, but there's only 360 degrees in a circle, Greg. Ah, our comedies didn't know about the other 5%. That's what you hide, your stash. And it makes us extra safe here because we, oh my goodness, the phones ringing. When was the last time you heard your landline ring?

We're very busy here at the purpose of Fruits, it's like the city desk and a newspaper office from 1963.

Oh, copy boy, take this into the other room. Sure thing, Mr. Proops. Thank you, Gino. In any case, we're back on the air here and welcome back to the show. You may have noticed we're not live this week. How come so many not live ones this year? Hey, get off my ass. I don't ask you about your work.

We're going to be live so many times in the next few weeks and we're booked up through the rest of the year doing all live proofcast. So you don't have to worry that it's going to be one from the purpose much anymore.

Welcome to the show if you're listening out there in Denmark. If you're listening on a Cuba and whatnot, Hola, que pasa? And like that. My name is me. I'm a Gregorio. I sort of nice. Me chiste. It's muy bueno. Thank you for listening. Thank you for glistening. Thank you for listening.

If you're leaning to one side right now. Thank you for blistering. If you're out in the sun. And if you are in the sun, what are you doing on the sun? Listening to a podcast. Go inside, go into a dark and room and lay there like the elephant man in a corner until your keeper comes and throws food at you.

We've been we've had so much fun this year. Why why let it go on is my question. I said a lot of things in the last proofcast that I did mean to say, but I realized that the ending of it was a long sprawling, inconclusive diatribe.

My point is always this war is bad. As John Lennon said, give piece of chance. And as I said once when I was in a very high state in a piece marks, March, give pizza a chance. Because I think a lot of you give pizza a chance. Your life will be better. Although you might you might be full before bedtime.

Pizza gets blamed for a lot of things, but I'm all for pizza marches. My point was this, that there's nothing to game by war. Unless you're wealthy and part of the war machine or you're some sort of bizarre fundamentalist who lived in Oregon and then moved to the Middle East to join the Islamic state as they rape and pillage their way across what used to be the cradle of civilization.

Other than that, I can't see why anyone would be for war. It only hurts people and it's bad. And if you're one of these pro war types, you're like, we should go over and bomb the shit out of them. How would you like it if people were saying that about you? Oh, that's why you do that because you think they are.

Believe it or not, the American government, such as it is what's left working of it, has no truck without. And I don't think anyone's going to be coming over soon and taking away your right to carry a gun into the taco bell.

So let's jump right in with some news here. Jennifer gave me this. It was originally from the New Orleans Louisiana website, the NOLA website, but there was a link to the CNN website. CNN, as you know, is a news organization and they're in charge of disseminating misinformation to the entire world.

But what about Fox News? Fox News is like a storytelling channel. You turn it on and someone an older white person tells you a story about something or maybe a hot girl with hot legs and a blonde hair or do with lots of makeup.

They're like, Jesus is a Christian and he lives in a box and every Christmassy comes around and you know those kind of stories, they make you feel better about yourself.

This week, Fox is peddling the idea that the Ebola virus is spread by Satan and by touching homosexuals and whatnot. I just made that up, but it's as truthful as anything else you'll hear on Fox.

CNN, on the other hand, takes actual news stories and then rewrites them so that the facts are taken out and that the government and the corporations are protected at all times. And they employ people like Wolf Blitzer, who I think we've had enough goes out here on this show. Maybe I'll read this first part as Wolf Blitzer. Just so you can get the idea of why is it always Wolf Blitzer with you Greg? Well, I don't think Wolf Blitzer is a bad person. I saw him once in a coffee shop in New York and his wife was hot. She looked like Jill Biden. Super hot.

And he's really skinny and he seemed nice. He was buying a coffee and whatnot. But he wasn't authoritative when he bought coffee. Let me put it that way. He was like, can I have a coffee, please? I'm here in the situation room and the coffee's getting cold.

My point about all these newscasters is remember they don't write the news in order they create the news in order they have any editorial sway over what the news is.

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