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Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Greg Bruce.

Oh, what's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

What's going on?

Oh, hello.

The filthy streets are so loud.

You must exhilarate and enchanting of all the venues here on Dean Street.

This so-ho theater located conveniently next to an ATM and all the refugees you can handle on the street up there.

It is a human zoo out on Dean Street and it's one of the funnest places you could possibly go and all of London.

So thank you very much for coming out.

If you're listening while you're riding your bicycle, be careful.

There's a cow.

If you're driving right now, an awesome time to pull over and have something to drink

and then get back on the road.

If you're driving in London, fuck it. The traffic's not moving anyway.

So you can drink all you like and no one will really fucking notice at all.

If you're at home and you're making tea or you're planting something or you're multitasking at this point,

put down whatever you're doing and give me all your attention.

And don't pay attention to anything else, including your children when they start squealing for food.

And shit like that.

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