Reddit's Messiest Drama | Reading Reddit Stories
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🗓️ 17 August 2024
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Some messes you can't clean up!
0:00-1:05 Intro
1:06-11:06 My “husband’s” mistress thinks he’s richer than he actually is and I’m keeping silent https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/1auve96/i_think_my_husbands_mistress_thinks_he_is_richer/?share_id=YikpOLrDE0QadQswD-CV6&utm_content=1&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1
11:07-23:37 TIFU by agreeing to a threesome with my best friend https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/15cfph1/tifu_by_agreeing_to_a_threesome_with_my_best/
23:38-36:21 My ex lied about having a child and I’m being called heartless for not staying with him https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1cotb9x/ex_lied_about_having_a_child_and_im_being_called/
36:22-44:38 TIFU by cancelling my roommate’s favorite TV show https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16c315r/tifu_by_canceling_my_roommates_favorite_tv_show/
44:39-55:22 AITA for telling my husband he’s too broke to be sexist? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/1d53lbi/aita_for_telling_my_husband_hes_too_broke_to_be/
55:23-1:20:44 AITA for asking my friends what flavor their wedding cake is? https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/1cuom9a/aita_for_asking_my_friends_what_flavor_their/
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane, and today's theme is all about the mess. |
| 0:05.6 | We got some messy stories here, and with me are two of the messiest people I've ever known, |
| 0:11.0 | Angela and Amanda. There they are, pretending to be asleep. |
| 0:16.0 | Already, already bringing the tea, bringing the drama. |
| 0:20.2 | Shut up, dad. |
| 0:21.0 | You're crazy. But what would you do if we were asleep? Yeah, that would have been so fun. Did you believe it? Did you believe it? Yeah. Did you guys ever hang out with your friends? And then it'd be like, let's all be asleep when she comes back from the back. Yeah. And you'd be like, guys? Never that good. It never really works out. |
| 0:40.3 | So it's all about messy stuff. Take your pancakes out at Saturday morning. What? Nobody ever takes pancakes out of what? Take your pancakes out. It's Saturday morning. Welcome to Reddit stories. I don't know. I'm thinking about like a funny. |
| 0:55.2 | Where are they taking them out from? The ovens? They don't cook pancakes in the oven. |
| 1:01.7 | Look, these stories are going to get messy, so let's get ready. Here we go. Our first story. |
| 1:07.8 | This comes from True Off My Chest. Also was posted on spilled, Spiced Tea. |
| 1:13.6 | A Reddit I've never heard about. |
| 1:15.4 | But I'm guessing it's for... |
| 1:17.0 | Spilled tea. |
| 1:18.3 | Some spilled tea. |
| 1:19.1 | Here we go. |
| 1:20.4 | I think my husband's mistress thinks he is richer than he actually is. |
| 1:26.7 | My best friend thinks I am a douche because I am keeping |
| 1:29.7 | silent. Husband in quotation marks because we are not married legally. Throw away, please let me vent |
| 1:37.9 | here. He's 39. I'm 39. Mistress is 29. My best friend is 39. We've been together for 14 years, living together for 11. There's so much exposition. Yeah. I know. Is there four people? So there's four people involved. So she's talking about her husband. She says, we've been together for 14 years, living together for 11. He came and told me that he was in love about three weeks ago. |
| 2:01.3 | I was surprised the lack of fucks I had to give at receiving such information. |
| 2:05.6 | I did love him, but maybe my love has always been conditional, |
| 2:09.1 | and its survival depends on it being reciprocated because it literally vanished the second he confessed to me |
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