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🗓️ 10 August 2024
⏱️ 73 minutes
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0:00-2:16 Intro
2:17-11:33 AITA for snitching and causing my friend to lose her scholarship/dream college acceptance? https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/zyrhm8/aita_for_snitching_and_causing_my_friend_to_lose/
11:34-23:39 My lecturer hired me as a naked maid, but I need him to get over it https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/pn4ise/my_lecturer_hired_me_as_a_naked_maid_and_is/
23:40-32:29 AITA for complaining about the signs at my daughter’s preschool? https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/17hhd9u/aita_for_complaining_about_the_signs_at_my/
32:30-38:59 My wife and I promised my son that we’d match his savings upon his graduation, but he ended up with more than we could have predicted https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/gswmw3/i_46m_promised_my_son_18m_that_his_mother_and_i/
39:00-52:42 I didn’t get a job because I was a bully in high school https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/t1ys1m/i_didnt_get_a_job_because_i_was_a_bully_in_high/
52:43-1:04:29 My fiancee freaked out after seeing a genitalia diagram in my anatomy textbook https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/3juufo/i_22m_am_in_medical_school_and_my_fiancee_22f/
1:04:30-1:13:26 I didn’t know the guy I like works on the same floor as me https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/acyy54/tifu_by_not_knowing_that_the_guy_i_like_works_on/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, welcome back to Reddit Stories. I'm Shane. Today's theme, it's all about school, man. School |
| 0:06.3 | stories, back to school, different kinds of schools. And I'm joined today with two people who I think went to |
| 0:12.5 | school, Arasha and Tommy. They've been doing this for about 10 minutes. Even during room time. |
| 0:20.4 | As we're prepping for this episode, they've just been sitting there. |
| 0:24.5 | Have you gone to school of Rasha? |
| 0:26.4 | I did. |
| 0:29.1 | I did. |
| 0:30.0 | Thanks, I did go to school. |
| 0:31.5 | That's awesome. |
| 0:32.1 | Well, I did go to school, but I've said this many times as a pretty bad kid. |
| 0:36.1 | Did you like school? |
| 0:55.1 | No. Okay. Well, I was, I was, like, good at school when I was in elementary school, but I wasn't a good student. And then it flipped where I wasn't doing as well in school, but I was a better student. Did that make sense to anybody? So you were, like, well-behaved, but failing as opposed to like- Correct, correct yeah but I wasn't actually failing you know. Yeah, you just weren't doing it as well. Right, exactly. Tommy, did you like school? Barely made it through college. |
| 1:04.8 | But you made it through college. They sure did. Barely just because I didn't want to do it anymore. Yeah. And now that I'm out of the structure, I miss the structure of school and learning. I like learning. I enjoyed college for 10 years. Yes, you did. Wow. It was really nice, off and on. Yeah. Like a class at a time here and there. But I really did enjoy it. I like that. Space it out. Why are we doing four classes a semester? We have our whole |
| 1:28.2 | lives to live. Yeah, let's do what? Half a semester a year? Yeah. Actually, true, it did eventually work, |
| 1:34.9 | but it took a long time. But here you are. It's true. At your dream job. We all end up right here. |
| 1:41.8 | And it's, to be fair, I'd been working here for a year before I got my degree. |
| 1:46.6 | This is your college. |
| 1:47.5 | But I got my degree so that people can now comment. |
| 1:49.8 | Look at Shane using a psychology degree. |
| 1:52.0 | For anything. |
| 1:52.8 | It's never true. |
| 1:54.1 | Yeah. |
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