Reddit's Biggest Regrets | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 25 November 2023

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Grab the exclusive NordVPN deal ➼ http://nordvpn.com/pitreddit and get extra subscription time. Try it risk-free now with a 30-day money-back guarantee. Thanks to NordVPN for sponsoring our show. Go to http://auraframes.com/PITREDDIT and use code PITREDDIT to get $40 off their best selling Craver Mat frame. Today they FRICKED up my dude. 0:00-0:52 Intro 0:53-5:37 TIFU by talking to NPH https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zr1yr7/tifu_by_talking_to_neil_patrick_harris/ 5:38-11:32 TIFU by telling a student I'd bang his dad https://www.rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/175e3yc/tifu_by_telling_a_student_id_bang_his_dad/ 11:33-24:30 TIFU by paintballing my boss in the head https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/zv2uhr/tifu_by_repeatedly_shooting_my_boss_in_the_head/ 24:31-26:30 Sponsors! 26:31-32:58 TIFU by reading about gay penguins https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/5nqv4t/tifu_by_reading_about_gay_penguins_to_my_baptist/ 32:59-38:02 TIFU by admiring a tattoo https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/3e8p0f/tifu_by_admiring_a_tattoo_at_the_climbing_gym/ 38:03-44:24 TIFU because I waked and baked https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16toqtr/tifu_bc_i_waked_and_baked/ 44:25-55:32 TIFU by faking a British accent https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/nbau1r/tifu_by_faking_a_british_accent_for_12_years/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Courtney Miller // https://www.instagram.com/co_mill/ Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Tommy Bowe // https://www.instagram.com/tomeybones/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kimmy Jimenez Editor: Vida Robbins Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director Of Photography: Brennan Iketani Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:24.8	dot com and secure your seats today it is time for some reddit stories about people who have messed up
0:34.1	today i'm shane and my guest today are Tommy and Courtney.
0:39.7	Yeah.
0:40.3	Yeah.
0:42.5	So, like I said, the theme for today is all from the subreddit Tifu or Today I Fricked Up, so to say. Have you fricked up today? I don't think I I fricked up, so to say.
0:54.9	Have you freaked up today?
0:56.0	I don't think I've fricked up today yet.
0:59.3	I fricked up.
1:00.0	I had to get gas this morning and I was late.
1:02.6	I freaked up.
1:03.5	I'm almost out of gas and I didn't get gas.
1:06.2	I actually am also almost out of gas.
1:08.6	I'm going to have to stop and get gas out.
1:09.7	Okay, well only one of us can get gas.
1:15.5	We show up to the gas station.
1:16.8	We're both fighting over one spot.
1:19.1	All right, let's just go.
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