Not Getting Married Today | Reading Reddit Stories

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🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Go to http://mintmobile.com/pitreddit to get 3 additional months free when you buy any 3-month Mint Mobile plan. And don't tell Paul, but I'm not getting married today. 0:00-0:55 Intro 0:56-10:39 Asked my gf's father for permission to propose https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheEx/comments/16zr5hn/aita_for_asking_my_26m_gfs22f_father_his_blessing/ 10:40-24:11 I refused to sign my marriage license https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/170vz1q/i_28f_refused_to_sign_my_marriage_license_at_my/ 24:12-25:19 Sponsor! 25:20-54:37 My fiance made a comment about my late wife https://www.reddit.com/r/BestofRedditorUpdates/comments/17dknvk/aitah_if_i_call_off_my_engagement_because_of_a/?share_id=5P9W9xqQd5QV4YDww1rua&utm_content=2&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_source=share&utm_term=1 54:38-1:11:24 My bf said he wants to establish traditional gender roles https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1773tz1/my_25f_boyfriend_33m_suddenly_told_me_he_wants_to/ 1:11:25-1:15:56 I accidentally got married at the UPS store https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/muc3ze/tifu_by_accidentally_getting_married_at_the_ups/ SUBSCRIBE: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshPit WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Chanse McCrary // https://www.instagram.com/phatchanse/ Arasha Lalani // https://www.instagram.com/arashalalani_/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Andre Gardere Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Director, Design: Brittany Hobbs DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coordinator: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia Office PA: Ovsana Tsaturian OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	Welcome back to more Reddit stories. I'm Shane and today I'm joined by Chance and Arasha.
0:36.4	Welcome and guys before we get into this,
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0:43.6	the funeral of Anthony Padilla,
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0:53.5	Now let's get into these Reddit stories. The theme today
0:56.3	is not getting married today, which is a Sondheim reference I've been told. Ally. You didn't know.
1:06.5	You did not know that. I don't know musicals. What we're going to be dealing with today is relationship drama.
1:12.6	It's time to handle it before you take that next step.
1:15.6	But it's at those moments when you're about to take that next step that often things go.
1:19.6	Yeah.
1:20.6	You're simmering.
1:21.6	Yeah.
1:22.6	Yeah, you can't ignore it any longer.
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