The Dumbest Stories Of All Time? | Reading Reddit Stories

Smosh Reads Reddit Stories

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Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.9 • 857 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Just some comfy guys talking about silly stories. 0:00-1:29 Intro 1:30-8:35 I controlled my neighbor's TV https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/176z88r/i_controlled_my_neighbours_tv_for_6_months_from/ 8:36-13:33 A barmaid laughed at my drink order https://www.reddit.com/r/pettyrevenge/comments/171kjeq/a_barmaid_laughed_at_my_drink_order/ 13:34-23:49 Toupee Exposé https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/171hchw/toupee_expos%C3%A9_i_f23_have_come_to_find_out_that_my/ 23:50-32:53 I yelled at my husband over bread https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/16nqnyd/aita_for_yelling_at_my_husband_over_bread/ 32:54-41:55 I ordered my nudes to my parent's house https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/16ltd1b/tifu_by_accidentally_ordering_my_nudes_to_my_very/ 41:56-46:55 My vasectomy gave me superpowers https://www.reddit.com/r/TrueOffMyChest/comments/17ai3ez/got_a_vasectomy_now_i_have_a_superpower/ 46:56-58:31 I started a rumor that turned out to be true https://www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/17dz3dx/i_started_a_nasty_rumor_about_someone_back_in/ WEAR OUR JOKES: https://smosh.com WHO YOU HEAR Shayne Topp // https://www.instagram.com/shaynetopp/ Keith Leak Jr. // https://www.instagram.com/keithleakjr/ Noah Grossman // https://www.instagram.com/noahgrossman214/ WHO YOU DON’T HEAR (usually) Director: Kiana Parker Editor: Kevin Plachy Director of Programming, Smosh Pit: Kiana Parker Associate Producer, Smosh Pit: Kimmy Jimenez Assistant Director: Amanda Barnes Art Director: Cassie Vance Assistant Art Director: Erin Kuschner Art Coordinator: Alex Aguilar Audio Mixer: Greg Jones Assistant Director: Heidi Ha Audio Mixer: Major Latimer Camera Operator: Josh Kirkwood Director of Photography: Darren Kho Production Assistant: Joshua Dozier Prop Assistant: Oliver Wehlander Dir, Design: Brittany Hobbs Designer: Ness Cardano DIT/AE: Matt Duran Post Production Manager: Luke Baker Production, EVP: Zoe Moacanin Production Manager: Amanda Barnes Production Coord: Heidi Ha Production Assistant: Marcus Munguia Senior Manager, Channel & Strategy: Lizzy Jones Talent Coordinator: Selina Garcia OTHER SMOSHES: Smosh: https://smo.sh/Sub2Smosh Smosh Games: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshGames El Smosh (Spanish Dub): https://smo.sh/Sub2ElSmosh SmoshCast: https://smo.sh/Sub2SmoshCast FOLLOW US: TikTok: https://smo.sh/TikTok Snapchat: http://smo.sh/OnSnapchat Instagram: https://instagram.com/smosh Facebook: https://facebook.com/smosh Twitter: https://twitter.com/smosh Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Are you a smart booker or a silly booker?
0:07.4	Smart bookers get access to a three airport lounge by booking a five-star holiday with On the Beach.
0:13.8	Silly bookers?
0:14.8	Well, enjoy those cues at the bar.
0:17.1	Stop booking around and visit Onthebeach.com.
0:21.4	Conditions apply.
0:22.6	Seven night minimum stay outbound only from selected airports for up to six people at all protected.
0:28.7	Welcome back to more dumb Reddit stories.
0:33.5	I'm Shane and our guest today.
0:36.2	Keith and Noah, man, solid duo. I'm shocked this our guest today. Keith and Noah.
0:39.7	Man, solid duo.
0:42.2	I'm shocked this has not happened yet.
0:44.8	How you guys feeling?
0:46.0	I feel great.
0:48.8	Can we just, we matched, but not on purpose.
0:50.1	Yeah, it always happens. It's like our periods are synced.
0:52.4	I don't like that.
1:00.5	This is where we're starting. Noah, I know you at least used to be on Reddit a lot. Yeah, I remember you were kind of the first person who told me about Reddit years ago, and then I kind of got hooked on it, unfortunately.
1:07.6	Yeah, back when we first were working at that company that is so happy they're dead.
1:12.6	They used to tell us to do work and then I used to not do it and instead go on Reddit and then
1:16.6	tell everyone about what I was reading about.
1:19.6	But now ever since the show, I've like stopped doing Reddit because it's more fun to watch the show than to go on the Reddit.
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