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They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to Redact to tonight.

Let's do this, shall we?

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents.

Over the past couple of years, our government, led by Donald Trump, has destroyed normal relations with China.

Most of you know that. They've taken one step after another to ensure the two nuclear powers have a relationship

about as stable as O.J. Simpson had with his ex-wife. And of course, the Democrats seem to totally

be fine with this war hawkery. The Trump administration has been going after China in a bunch of

different ways. They imposed harsh

sanctions on Chinese officials, supposedly for cracking down on protesters. Um, didn't Trump use

chemical warfare on the White House lawn to take on his own citizens so he could walk over to a church

and hold up a book he clearly had never read?

But yeah, we're upset with the way China treats protesters.

The U.S. has also banned tech companies like TikTok and Huawei.

And they've treated Chinese students and scientists like garbage,

acting like they're all super villains.

And they shuddered the Chinese consulate in Houston

by pretending it was a hotbed of economic espionage.

Right.

Have you been to Houston?

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