If you're ready for a new job, let Express employment professionals help you.

Express is already hiring for summer jobs in a variety of industries.

Job seekers never pay a fee at Express.

Go to ExpressPros.com to find your location.

That's ExpressPros.com.

Let's roll. Let's roll.

If we get their control, they've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, let's roll, never get their control,

they've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to redacted tonight.

It's good to see you again.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America

covering American news are called foreign agents. So Joe Biden, aka Kid Cynile, is currently winning

in the polls against Donald Trump, aka Kid Lunatic. And right now, even though the polling does not

account for the millions of voters who have been purged,

kicked off the voter rolls, many people believe Joe Biden is going to win the election.

But there's a lot of reasons he could still lose.

Who knows what's going to happen?

And even though I generally think the two corporate parties are fucking sham, snake oil salesman

dancing with their asses out, I just want to preemptively make it clear who Democrats should blame if Joe Biden were to lose.

Because they're going to try to blame us, those of us who aren't showering praise and love on Sirly Joe like he's Moses here to lead us to the promised

land full of Kendra Bueno growing on trees and horny goat weed spiked red bull yellow

...