Welcome to Reddle, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, never get them control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to Redact to Tonight.

This is the comedy show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents.

Last week, Donald Trump gave a brave press conference where he boldly declared America leads the world in testing.

He even had a gorgeous banner made. She's a butt. Look at that thing. Many people

don't know this, but you put something on a banner, that makes it true. Which is why I had

a banner made that said Lee Camp does not have to pay taxes despite having such a massive

bane. Banner worked like a charm. Half of the banner worked like a charm.

I still don't have a massive duck, but one can dream.

Think of all the fun we'd have together.

Unfortunately, Trump's banner has had less success.

The U.S. does not lead the world in testing,

unless you mean testing for brain parasites, in which case we're doing pretty well,

because you can only eat so many undercooked corn dogs and county fairs without ending up at the

parasite tent. So America is not leading the world in coronavirus testing, but we are leading the

world in coronavirus deaths.

Does that count?

Do we get a prize for that?

You know, maybe a decoder ring or a plastic spider to scare your friends?

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