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Let's roll. Let's roll.

If we get their control, they've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Let's roll, let's roll, let's roll, never get their control.

They've got their money, but we've got our soul.

Welcome to Redacted tonight.

This is the show where Americans in America covering American news are called foreign agents. It turns out there are some positives to a pandemic. And no, it's not that a lot of people are dying. What do you think I am? Freddie Kruger or Jared Kushner. Fun fact about Jared Kushner, he absorbs the corpses of all of his victims into the tar-like black substance in his retinas.

Now the positive of this pandemic is that the worker power movement is growing.

It's getting bigger every day, which means now is the appropriate time to sound like Dr. Frankenstein.

It's alive! It's alive!

The vacant remedial hacks on your corporate news shows make sure to avoid reporting on the growing worker movements.

You know, the Jake Tappers, Anderson Coopers, Blanderson Blitzers, and Dondersonterson

poopers, and that one woman, too. But don't go too hard on these hacks, for they know not

what they do. They have so much plastic pumped into their cheekbones

that it causes their brains to congeal into a nougat substance which mixes well with peanut

butter, old Amish recipe. So even though they won't report on it, according to payday report

dot com, which tracks strikes across the country, so far,

we've identified over 175 wildcat strikes that happened just since the beginning of March.

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