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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 June 2023

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys are going international! They riff on their expectations for the trip and decide that Michael might actually die in Europe. They also riff on semen sommeliers, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, and hear from a listener about blowing rasberries on cooter.

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0:00.0	watching my words here because I think it's because everyone's gonna make fun of me.
0:02.4	But like, I've had nothing but compliments or how good my team intense.
0:11.7	Today's the first day of summer, right? You know, I keep forgetting it.
0:14.0	It's summer. What's the summer solstice?
0:17.0	I'm sorry, cut you off. You're gonna ask a question. I'm so sorry. Go ahead.
0:20.3	No, I usually cut you off, so it's fun to be.
0:22.4	Okay. Cut off from what?
0:26.0	All I'm saying is like, you forget summer vacation was a thing.
0:30.9	I went and got ice cream the other night with a nice lady.
0:38.0	A nice lady. I'm very nice lady. Who was she?
0:40.4	What's her name? Let me see her Instagram.
0:42.2	Theodore Roosevelt. He's dead. Easy.
0:46.0	What's the oldest president that's still alive?
0:47.9	I'm gonna call you off again. What's the oldest president that's still alive?
0:50.4	You want to guess? Is George Bush OG?
0:53.6	Yeah, he's painting. No, that's George Bush Jr.
0:55.6	I love how George Bush Jr. killed like 40 million people and he's just painting in a garage.
1:01.7	Is he? What?
1:02.8	He is. He's a painter. He is.
1:04.9	He's really not bad to be honest.
1:07.2	With all that evil. I don't know. I don't know.
1:08.6	What do you do after being a president? You're fucking dead.
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