Red Eye (The Cuties Prove The Customer Is Always Right!)

I Am The Cute One

Cloud10

Comedy, Tv & Film

5 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2024

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Subscribe to our Patreon for bonus episodes (with our "Pretty Wild" recaps), as well as unedited and unhinged audio and video recaps! Grab a bay breeze (or seven), Cuties, because the movie coverage of Donny Appreciation Month has begun, and because Chelsea’s opinion can not be trusted, he will be moderating each film. Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” may be full of twists, but the biggest twist of all is Chelsea enjoying this movie. They discuss how great they are at customer service, break down airport traditions, and test karma by laughing at people having bad days. Also, Donny would NOT sleep with Chelsea’s brother. Viva Senor Frogs! If today's episode makes you laugh or scream, please do us a favor and rate our show 5 STARS on Apple or Spotify This is the easiest way for us to grow our community! We’re on YOUTUBE! Be sure to subscribe so you don’t miss a second of our hijinx - now on video! Follow Us on Social Media! TikTok: @cuteonepodcast Chelsea: @ohnochels Donny: @realdonnywood Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to I am the cute one, the most chaotic school dance in the podcast universe.
0:06.4	Let's spike the punch, grind to usher, and talk about our favorite topic, ourselves.
0:11.2	Hello, I am Donnie and I am the cute one.
0:14.0	And I am Chelsea and I am the cute one.
0:18.0	And it is.
0:20.0	Brant, Brant, Brant, Brant,
0:22.0	Donnie Appreciation Month.
0:24.0	Happy birthday, Donnie.
0:26.0	We're so happy to be here with you today.
0:30.0	I'll leave my bank account information in the show notes if anyone would like to make a deposit.
0:36.1	I am turning 38 years old so I only will accept money in increments of 38.
0:40.9	Okay I'm glad you said that because I don't know if this is a bad thing.
0:44.2	I had no fucking clue how old you were.
0:46.8	I was like, this man could be turning 40.
0:49.1	I know he's not turning 35 because I'm turning 35, but any number between 35 and 40.
0:54.4	Well I'm also not turning 40 because I would be making a bigger deal about it.
0:58.0	But you know what? I won't blame you because I too forget how old I am.
1:02.0	You don't look a day over 27. Oh well that's very kind. I believe you. I look like a 27 year old Megan Fox.
1:09.2	Kelsey I'm just going to say it. I do not trust you with these pieces of art. We have already talked about this but the
1:16.1	cuties need to know what's going on. So all month long, all of the movies for Donnie
1:21.4	Appreciation Month, I will be the moderator.
1:23.7	There will not be the back and forth that the cuties are used to because I just can't trust them in your hands.
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