Welcome to Not Another One. My name is Tim Montgomery. I'm in the studio in Soho today and we've got no Ian Martin today. He's somewhere between London and Scotland on a road journey up to his native country.

Steve, where are you?

I'm in North London.

Of course, you are, Steve.

Where else?

Where else?

That, of course, is the wonderful voice.

I get so many people,, uh, so many people

say, hasn't Steve Richard's got a lovely voice to me? Oh, really? Yeah, I don't get that one about me,

Steve, which, um, oh, they should be saying, you know, like you, Tim. Yes. They're all close friends.

They should say like you, Tim. I don't get that. He's got a great voice, but I'm thrilled.

And then we have Miranda Green, of course, as well. How are you, love? You're right, sweetheart.

How are you feeling, darling?

Am I supposed to be Michelle Hussein in this exchange and you're Nigel Farage because you're doing a very good impersonation?

I demand more respect, Mr Montgomery.

Quite right too.

We won't dwell on this one, but how offended were you,

sort of for Michelle Hussein, for serious female journalists when you heard that, Miranda,

for those who don't know,

Nigel Farage did a pretty good interview, actually,

with Bloomberg last week,

in which he basically tried to neutralise the attacks on reform

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