Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Docking Bravo, and we are about to recap The Valley, or as I've started to call it, the holler.

But before we do, we have a lot of random Bravo news.

I got to start with the news that made me gasp.

I audibly gasp.

I when I saw that Monique Samuels is coming back to Real Housewives of Potomac. Drag me, Monique. And she did. You ask and you shall receive. Now Monique said she would never come back to the show. So a lot of people like, you said you never come back to it. Let's all calm down. She was having a hard time. You know, she was a different person than she had

Tchaala, RIP. There were a lot of different things going on in her life. I'm excited to see, because are they divorced yet? I have to go check. I know she was going to get a divorce from her husband, Chris. And so I don't know what's going to be going on with her life. And anybody who's been following me since I've been posting about the entire tussle at the winery situation

knows that I with her life. And anybody who's been following me since I've been posting about the entire tussle

at the winery situation knows that I slow-mode that. That was one of the first things I ever did

in my account. I slow-mode that fight down like it was ESPN. And I showed that Candice reached over

and grabbed Monique's vest and pulled her towards her. And then Monique reached over and grabbed her back.

And yet all the women were so like, you're a terrible example. She crashed out, okay? She snapped.

Candice didn't get hardly any heat for that. I could do a whole podcast. I could do a whole

podcast on that tussle. All that to say, I'm excited for Monique to come back. From there, we'll move on to

Bryn Whitfield. Brin is joining a club. And that would be the club of real housewives who pretend like

they are quitting and choosing not to come back to the show instead of acknowledging that they

were either fired or did so horribly that they know they won't be asked back. But hers is extra special because she's saying, I'm not coming back to a show that doesn't even exist anymore. There's nothing to come back to. This was an unnecessary statement. She wrote a lot. It's quite rebode, so I ain't reading all that. But it's just like,

hey, after a lot of thought, I'm not coming back. This has been great to everybody who supported me. I have a lot going on. I'm making an app. Bye. And who knows, we might see her again. That's the beautiful thing about Bravo and these girls trips and all this stuff they do is that there's always a place to like jump back into the game of double dutch, you know, and get your coins for two

weeks of mess. And then let me tell you, when I heard that Rachel Zoe is going to be

joining Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I squealed. I watched every single episode of the Rachel

Zoe Project. I die. That's bananas. And if you remember her show, she doesn't take any shit. She doesn't put up with any bullshit. I think she's going to be checking people left and right. My fingers are crossed. Please, please, be checking people left and right. So I am very excited for that, but it's going to be interesting to see her on a show where she's part of a crew. It's not just a show about her. But even as I say that, that's not true because all those bitches irritate me. So it really will be just a show for me about Rachel Zoe. Rachel Zoe and Jennifer Tilly. And then I saw the trailer for Real Housewives of Orange County Drove. That looks very messy. It's them like telling lies about each other again. We did that last season, but we'll see what this season holds. Gretchen is back.

Anne Slade. So we'll see if OGOC, Gretchen, if she can hang with the new crew and like keep up.

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