Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking, Bravo, and we're going to recap part two of the Valley Reunion.

Part one was, I would say, enlightening and disturbing in equal amounts, because it was revealed to us that Jacks not only through objects,

but also through Brittany's cell phone, iPad, and push her into rose bushes.

That's assault.

The only silver lining is we will not have to see this man after Reunion's part two and three.

Alex Baskin might not think any of these things are a big deal, but the entire world disagrees

with them.

My disclaimer going into this, because I can tell I'm in a mood, is that I have not been sleeping well. Everybody's having a hard time adjusting from West Coast time to East Coast time. So the way I'm feeling, my fuse is short. This may be more of a rant than a recap. We'll see how it goes. I hope I don't crash out over these men.

Let's go.

Okay, I'm already irritated.

I am watching the first part, and it's all about

Jax. He's wiping imaginary tears. He has this same bullshit move where he takes his nasty thumb,

and he wipes his tear trough, but there are no tears, you idiot. I'm watching this in HD. They're doing a

close-up of your stupid face. He's fake crying and gasping about how difficult it was for him to go

into... Here's the thing, Alex. This is bullshit. Like, this is worse than a soap opera. There's...

He's... This is the worst acting I've ever seen in my entire life. It's an insult to Razzie's. Put me in a room with Alex Baskin for five minutes. He will forever be known to me as the producer who wanted to keep an abuser on television to spew this kind of bullshit. It's so pathetic. So, of course, Britney's got to do her whole spiel top to bottom.

I've seen this.

I have stuff to do.

I mean, nobody wants him to be claimed more than mate, and I want him to do it for our son. And it's just going to be, I mean, I really want him to succeed. We've heard this. We know this. stop making her have to say this every time he cries the woe is me.

And who is Jason?

Looking all sad towards him.

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