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We are jumping right into a recap of the Valley, episode six.

And I think it's called Congratulations on Your Hair Loss.

And I do think that the Bravo producers and camera people are working with Jacks on this

because it was only an episode or two ago that they showed an angle of him from the back

where you did see some scalp.

You saw some scalp.

So he either been back there with tweezers or he really is balding a little bit.

But either way, he was pretty braggadocious about how much money he was

getting to promote this men's hair product line to help with balding. Good for you, Jacks. Get your

bag. But the title of the episode, in no way conveyed the drama that was about to ensue.

I was going to try to recap it last night after I watched it live.

I was drained. I couldn't do it. I had to come back and hit it this morning. But let's go back

to the beginning where it all began. The episode opens with Kristen and Luke. They're in their

apartment tending to their lizard child. It's a tiny little red lizard. I don't think that I heard a name,

a moniker of any kind, but then they move on quickly to talking about her cycle, her ovulation cycle,

and how they just need to keep trying. And Luke is very fixated that they need to keep practicing

a lot. And if anything is going to be difficult for Luke, I think it's actually going to be pregnancy when perhaps he won't be banging as much as he has

been, because that seems to be the carrot he's been chasing for a while. So Kristen said she's

ordered prenatal vitamins and that she's going to get them into pre-marital counseling because

Danny recommended it. Now, if Danny recommended something,

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