Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Ducking Bravo. Today we're going to talk about random Bravo news and then do a full recap of the

most recent episode of the Valley, which was called the number one gossip in the group.

Stream up consciousness as to what's going on in the bravo sphere right now,

you know, we had been told there had been rumors.

The rumors and the nastiness that Doreet was on the ropes,

that she wasn't giving enough to keep her place on Beverly Hills,

that she was going to get either fired or demoted.

Let go. We'll say let go downsized or demoted because there was some rumor that P.K. has actually

been staying or living at the Beverly Hills Hotel, to which I say, hold up, say that in my good

ear. I think you just said Beverly Hills Hotel, where every hotel room,

the cheapest one is like, I don't know, $1, $1,400 a night. So let's stop and think about that.

That's before taxes. And no, I don't mean the back taxes that P.K. and Dorito, I mean the taxes

and stuff for the hotel room. but also, yeah, they still

owe a lot in back taxes. That's before they add on resort fees and whatever else. Let's round up.

Let's just say it's $1,800 a night. It's low-balling it to say that much. So that put this man at

$8,000 or so minimum per week, which is $32,000 a month for somewhere to drink

Diet Coke and probably yell into a phone. $32,000 a month. So right then I read that and I was like,

well, I mean, did they write this themselves? And they want people to think

that he's staying there because I don't think that bill's getting paid. They owe so much in Texas.

Last I checked it was still over a millie. You know, you could rent a house. You could rent a beach house

for $32,000 a month, even in Los Angeles. You could stay somewhere very, very nice. And yes, I totally understand that

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