Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Docking, Bravo.

And I am going to loosely recap, mostly some of, but primarily rage watch Beverly Hills.

My heart's not in it yet.

Maybe the season will get better.

Hashtag I'd rather be watching Potomac. I told you I downloaded all the Potomac episodes. I got on my flight and there was nothing but Real Housewise of Potomac around me so I felt weird. I couldn't watch them. So little by little, I'm trying to catch up on Potomac, but I understand that Beverly Hills has just aired and I'm watching for two reasons. one, Rachel Zoe, and two, per usual, to see if there's any incriminating evidence about

Erica Jane slash Gerardi slash Chahoy. Exhibit A, her thinking it's a good idea to start

season 15, writhing around on an expensive car. I don't even know what kind.

Is it a Porsche? Who cares?

And she's scantily clad, and she's washing her car in slow motion, like a geriatric

tonicotane.

I'm watching the footage holding my breath, like, don't slip, don't break a hip.

And is that water?

Or are that tears of orphans and widows? It's expensive to be. Shut up. She is so annoying to me. Anyway, maybe it's just because that's the way they started it. It wasn't a strong start. I was just like, when's Rachel going to get here? Yon, yawn. Then we're playing games. We continue to play games. This is just going to be a roast.

I'm going to call it a roast of Beverly Hills.

That's what it is this year.

Because right after the dumb Erica Jane thing, then we cut over to Dorete.

She's walking down Rodeo Drive.

Who is this for?

Real question, for anyone who's working on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, do they think it's just

like sheltered idiot people who are watching this show who are just like, oh, look at them.

They're walking down the rodeo drive.

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