Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Ducking Bravo, and I'm back at it.

I'm going to rage review roast, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

This week, holiday season, best time of the year, in quotes, tear streaming down from my face.

It's been tough. I've been army crawling through it. There's a lot of stuff to remember,

a lot of things to do. There's a lot of events, a lot of cards to write. It's fantastic.

I'm so thankful for the opportunity to do it. It's also quite a lift. On top of absolutely

horrendous news coming in from all around the world,

especially America, working on a bunch of different pods, but I was in a rough mood and I was

like, let me let Beverly Hills have it first. Let me get out some aggression on Beverly Hills.

Those ladies can take it. They love the attention either way. So, this is season 15 episode two called bearing it all.

Now, they're using bearing as in B-E-A-R, as in they're bearing so much. I'm also having to bear

quite a bit watching this show. So I started from the beginning and I did not even pay attention to the opening taglines last time, but let's talk about it this time. We start with Kyle's. Kiles is in this town. She always starts with in this town. I would love to go back. I don't have the time for it, but y'all tell me if you can remember how many times throughout her career on Beverly Hills, which has taken her, given her more

public recognition and adoration than her acting career ever could have. But her taglines,

to me, always seem to start with, in this town. So this year, it's in this town, stars come and go, but diamonds last forever.

What?

But what?

Stars come and go?

What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Why is that your opening tagline?

Like Rachel Zos is next.

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