Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Ducking.

We are going to recap The Real Housewives at Beverly Hills.

But before we do, can anybody else tell me, are you all also keeping up with this like deep dive that came out on TikTok about Haley Beaver and Selena

Gomez and Justin Bieber. I tripped and fell down that rabbit hole. I was just living my life,

okay? And a video comes up on TikTok and says, it's very serious tone. You know, they got me from

the jump. And it's showing receipts proof timeline of like a nine-year odyssey. It really is Homer-esque.

But in a twisted way, like if the Odyssey was like a dark, twisted psychological thriller.

Because by the end of this series, I was like, yo, call the vet because we got a sick puppy.

Because this entire thing details the Odyssey that Haley Baldwin made from childhood,

from being like 10, 11 years old, all the way through adulthood. And that Odyssey is presented

as like the goal was always to be with Justin Bieber. But it's not even really about Justin Bieber

and like showing up at all his stuff and being obsessed with him and whatever and having her

quasi-celebrity dad get her to all of these premieres and stuff. The chilling part

is because she's like copying Selena Gomez so much. Selina Gomez would say something in the

press and she would say the exact same thing, you know, like a week or a month later and she'd wear

something and then she'd wear it,

and she'd go somewhere, and then she would go there. I start getting the chills, especially because Selena is named after Selena, and Selena famously had Yolanda Salazar like a stalker.

By the end of it, I was very concerned for Selena. And also Haley a little bit. Like, it's so blatant.

Are you okay? It's an unhealthy setting. All of it is an unhealthy setting. Fame is an illusion,

all right? All these people taking photographs, idolizing this young man. And I'm also concerned

for him, all right, if we're really going to talk about it. Has he ever really known true

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