Welcome to the high and low podcast. This is your host, Bravo, Bravo,

Ducking, Bravo, and I'm ready to sit down and watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and see what

these ladies are up to. I need this. I thank them in advance for their sacrifice, for letting

us pick apart their lives and their poor decisions.

I'm having such a weird day. I did that thing where I stayed up late too many times in a row,

and then I fell asleep in a little child's bed after bedtime story time, and then I woke up at four in the morning, and I was awake, like Jack Rabbit awake. Eyes popped right open. I was like, what are we doing? What's going on? Is it 10 a.m? It's 4 a.m. So I crept into my room and laid in bed, and then I proceeded to start laughing so hard. I was just reading the funniest memes. Like our world that we're living in right now, I'm going to have to start doing like a weekly roundup because these men need to be roasted. And then there was this post. I shared some of it to my stories where somebody was like,

my favorite shows on. And it was just showing the stock market tanking and Tesla just doing a

nose dive. And then I started watching my spirit animal otherwise known as Bill Burt. He was

roasting Elon Musk. And he was like, why does anybody care what this man says or does?

He has dyed hair plugs and a laminated face.

I truly feel that just sitting on a park bench with Bill Burr just talking shit about these guys would like heal something inside of me.

And then speaking of fakery and Beverly Hills, I saw that Crystal, you know,

Crystal and Cynthia have a podcast. And Crystal was talking about how just fake some of these women

can be. What? Fake. No. Are you kidding me? But what she was talking about was filming a scene with

Kyle Richards. And the scene was just supposed to be some benign conversation and that when the cameras

went up, she came for her and was like, I feel like you're manipulative. And I feel like,

and that she was so taken aback, like, who are you right now? We were just having a fine time.

And then as soon as the cameras went down, she was like, anyway, are you going to go to that thing

later? And it was really about her coming to grips with like, anyway, are you going to go to that thing later?

And it was really about her coming to grips with the fact that these women are going to be so completely different when the cameras go up. And it doesn't really matter what their mood was beforehand or after.

And it reminded me of this SNL skit with Cecily Strong where they were, she and Will Ferrell were a couple.

And they were pretending to be people who

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