Welcome to the high and low podcast.

This is your host, Bravo, Bravo, Jucking, Bravo.

I just finished watching the latest episode of Real Housewives of Orange County,

episode two of the season 18, I believe.

It was a good one.

We're picking right up after the whole verbal altercation. There's the door,

Shannon Bador. It starts with just seeing Alexis walk back inside despite saying that. Anyway,

before we get into that, really quick, I have a life question. I need people to tell me what

they think I should do. So I'm going to ask you. If you follow me on

Instagram, one thing you know for sure is that I love chapel rhone. I'm a chapel head. And I saw

that I have an opportunity to go to my very first Ronio. She is going to be performing at a festival

that's about two hours away from me in the next couple of weeks. So here's the

issue. During that time, I will be hosting a bunch of family. And this won't be at my home. This will be at

like a little cabin that my husband, not little. It's got plenty of bedrooms. A nice cabin,

kind of in a quiet place, the middle of nowhere, nice retreat. And so we told the family,

like, look, if anybody wants to come, will be at this place at this time. There's plenty of beds.

And so some people are coming. So I thought to myself, I am going to be aunt of the century.

And I never have anybody that wants to like go with me to a chaperone concert. But surely some of the

youngens, the next generation, they're going to want to go with me. They're going to love me so much

because whoever wants to go with me, we're going to the mountaintop baby. I will throw money down

for this to get like a VIP ticket near the stage. I looked it up.

There were a few left. My pupils dialate. I send a text. I say, hey, how much do they like

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