Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

Hiya, I'm Hallie Labant, and this is Mega, coming to you from Twin Hills Community Church.

Ooh, every week we are out here giving our Mega Church a tiny family feel.

We love to introduce you to members of our church staff and people from our community.

It's a treat and a treasure.

Per usual, I'm joined by my co-host.

He's the youth pastor for our high school ministry called Climax.

Please welcome Gray Haas.

I'm down with GOD.

Yeah, you know me, Hallie.

How are you?

Oh, so blessed.

I'm so happy to be here.

I mean, every day living with Christ is a blessed day indeed. It really is. We are having

a bit of a crisis, though, around here, I guess, or just a PI thing, wouldn't you say? Yeah, but nothing.

We won't overcome, you know, with the strength of Jesus. The power of Christ compels us to get

through even these social media scandals, which are really, you know, meaningless stuff people like to get all worked up about, I think.

I know. If it happens on social media, I just don't even think it's worth paying attention to unless it's something, you know, about Jesus that goes viral on my TikTok.

But just to give people an idea, I guess, you know, some silly blog is something dug up an old

video of Steve from, I guess it was probably like, early 2000s.

Oh, really?

I thought it was about three years ago.

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