Mega is an improvised satire from the staff of a fictional Mega Church.

We are here.

Lord, we are here.

And we're ready to podcast.

Hi, I'm Hallie LaBant, and I'm not Hallie LeBond. I'm going Hallie Labant. I'm going to be Holly Labon. I'm going to be

myself. I'm here with you. I'm calling a family meeting. We've got to have some real talk,

everybody. I'm going to give you time to grab your coffee, grab your water, whatever. I've got

Greg here. What's up, everyone? What if I really did have an

Australian accent? Or what if this is the first time you're finding out that I don't? I am going to

get serious, though. I'm going to get in my youth pastor power squat at the edge of the stage.

I'm going to look each of you in the eye. I've got a really important message for you.

Mega, the podcast, has had over 350 episodes.

We love making it.

We love the community it has created.

And, you know, honestly, we love being a unique voice in a world where, if you

ask me, independent, thoughtful, satire and joyful, silly comedy is about as important as it's ever been

as we face down the absurd and dark forces that come crashing down on us every day.

And Mega, the podcast, is at a crossroads.

And that is a place traditionally where the devil makes deals.

And so we're here to making a deal with you

here's the deal mega is growing struggling changing all of the things i don't think that we're

struggling in the comedy i think we have a lot more to say and and i think there's a lot more

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