Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything on podcast about everything I am one of your hosts Tom and I'm your other host Tim Tim will you think if I started switching it up and if I started saying that your Tim no no if I if instead of saying I'm one of your host Tom I said it's your boy Tom

Would you be like it's your boy it's a boy Tommy and then I'd have like an air horn go

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Live in the show up for it. I think we need to make a lot of changes. Yeah, but that's that's for a little later. Oh,

Oh, what a what a nice delayed segue. Yeah, we we're the best at delayed segues.

Yeah, week after week we're setting things up and then setting it about and forgetting about them completely and talking about how we're met at the post office for an hour instead.

You know, they've been much better lately. That's great. Um, I think it's so I think that is a that's great step one to the rebranding of the complete guide to everything.

More air horns in general. Yeah, more air horns and I want to hear a lot more like a goals, seagulls. What? Make it like a tropical podcast? Yeah.

Just once in a while here or or we're at like a garbage dump. Yeah, more like a or at the dumps. Yeah, more like when not like like a seagull that you don't I don't know if you ever want to see a seagulls are terrible animals.

Which they go and extinct and then they bring back bald eagles, right?

Bald eagles have not gone extinct, but they're endangered. Yes. Yeah, wouldn't it be great? Maybe if we do

the things that we need to do to make America great again, we can bring back we'll bring back all the bald eagles teach bald eagles.

Eat trash. Yeah, or teach them to eat the seagulls. Yeah, well, I probably don't have to teach them. I think it's just they don't run into each other that often. Yeah, but if we allowed bald eagles, if we expanded their domain maybe.

That's an idea that's another that's another one for the rebranding of America, Tom, we are getting too far ahead of our you are I'm not doing anything Tim. I'm trying to tell you about the amazing experience I had today, but you wouldn't you wouldn't set me up and ask Hey, Tom, I do you had any amazing experiences today?

I did have an amazing experience today, Tim.

Today, Tim, Tom, I'll say it now and we can we can edit it in early. Good. Oh, Hey, Tom, have you had any amazing experiences today?

Well, it's interesting you asked him because I did even though today started out a day just like any other day. A day where I thought nothing special was going to happen today. Surely.

Is that what you think would you wake up on a typical day unless you had unless it's like your wedding day? You just go like, well, here's another day like all the rest.

Nothing's going to happen. Yeah, I stay in bed for three hours staring at the ceiling because why bother? Yeah, why get up? No.

But today I'm getting married. No. I was supposed to today. I overslept.

I I was I completely forgot about it too. Yeah, see.

I was going to be the ring bearer. Tell my tell my fiance Tim because she's she's like, well, can you do this? And now, you know, that'll help if if if

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