Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Reason Verses.

Before we get to the main event of the evening,

please welcome to the stage, the man, the myth, the legend, Andrew Heaton.

Hey. Hey, hello, hi, good evening, thank you.

I'm Andrew Hayden, here's what we're going to do.

I'm going to kind of like have a friendly, vaguely funny chat about tech with you while your booze kicks in

so that you're limbered up before they debate it, right?

So we're going to talk about tech. I like tech. I like tech and I think it's ascendant.

And so are nerds. Nerds have won. We have won. Nerds won the war. Like in the 80s, you go back and watch 80s films.

It was like a slur to call somebody a nerd.

And now everybody wants to be a nerd. I like bread. I'm kind of a bread nerd.

Shut up. You like carbs. I own a Jedi rope. I was tired of a guy a couple weeks ago, and he's

really into football, and he apologized. He went, sorry, I'm kind of a sports nerd. And I was like,

shut your appropriating mouth.

In high school, you were dating cheerleaders.

I was building one.

Been a tech guy for a long time.

Do you guys like Twitter?

Yeah.

I'm with a front row.

I don't, I hate Twitter.

I think about that 30, 40 times a day when I check Twitter.

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