Realtors Called In With The Shadiest Behind The Scene Secrets Of The Industry!

The Bert Show

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🗓️ 13 March 2025

⏱️ 10 minutes

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If you're in real estate and you've ever sold a house or eavesdropped on potential buyers...@BertShowbert has a question for you! Realtors called in with the shadiest secrets of the trade.

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0:00.0	The Bird Show.
0:01.4	You're in the market for a home.
0:04.0	I think in a couple of minutes, I am going to prove to you that you need to shout at when you're in the new home during a showing that everything that you are saying is being listened to by the owners of that house and by the real estate agents.
0:19.0	We'll get into it here in just a second.
0:20.4	I got one question though
0:21.4	who wants to be my swoll mate hello do you want to be my swole mate come on let's go and lift. We have no muscles anymore.
0:39.7	We will be sore.
0:40.8	It's time to make the shift.
0:43.6	You'll be my spotting buddy.
0:46.2	And I'll be yours.
0:47.9	We'll bench press to the sky.
0:51.6	Do you want to be my swole mate?
0:54.7	You'll forever be my swamate.
0:57.6	Let's do this, Kristen.
0:59.0	Okay, hi.
1:02.0	I'm an idiot. I don't care.
1:03.4	There are parts of my body that constrict.
1:07.5	What's the word I'm looking for?
1:08.6	Constrict.
1:09.0	That's it.
1:09.5	Yeah.
1:09.8	When that song is being played and I am getting a workout.
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