Realignment 2026: Jeopardy vs. Price Is Right
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🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Summary
- Werewolf facts review
- Assigning everybody jobs on a ship
- Jason's blocked by Hugh Freeze on Instagram! Find out why that even came up!
- This week in college football realignment: Who made this mess. Stop it
- Since we can't make college football conferences clean up their bedrooms, we're going to play a little game and try to make it worse
- What somehow appears to be our first orginal sea shanty
- A second sea shanty
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Wes Hunt
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band Killer Antz
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| 0:00.0 | I merely endorsed and supported the appointing of a man who was 24 hours out from cataract surgery |
| 0:06.4 | to steer the boat in bright sunlight. |
| 0:11.2 | It's good. |
| 0:12.3 | It's field testing. |
| 0:13.3 | The sun will help. |
| 0:14.0 | It'll burn away the impurities. |
| 0:16.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:17.6 | It's how you get Hulk eyes. |
| 0:19.4 | You need the rays of the sun. That's how you get the Cyclops eyes. That's how you get Superman eyes. Hey, that's why the government doesn't want you to look at it in clips because they know it'll make you too powerful. They'll give you, yeah. It's how Superman got so strong looking at the sun. Yeah, that's right. It's the one brave enough to stare at it for long. That's canonical, yeah. Just when it starts to hurt, that's when you need to keep pushing. Their listener, this is not medical advice. No, no, please do. I don't feel my cells pushing against their limits. I can feel my strength. It feels exactly like pain. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.7 | That's why they don't want you smoking weed either. |
| 0:58.7 | Gets rid of the glaucoma, |
| 0:59.9 | which is the government-engineered shutter |
| 1:01.5 | to keep all that power in your eyes. |
| 1:03.8 | Smoke weed and stare at the sun. |
| 1:05.5 | Yeah, man. |
| 1:06.0 | That's what I'm doing all off-season. |
| 1:09.6 | It's so close to my actual off-season plan. |
| 1:12.6 | It's so close. |
| 1:13.6 | Like that sounds so close to real good advice, right? |
| 1:18.6 | Like, hey, man, smoke weed, stare at the sun. |
| 1:20.6 | You're like, we're just a verb off from a pretty chill off season. |
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