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Shutdown Fullcast
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 25 February 2026
⏱️ 90 minutes
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Summary
- Ryan helps Holly market a #disruptive new healthcare plan
- Supplemental reading material may be found here
- Unlike some other shows, we're not afraid to say these three little words: "Dracula's NFT collection"
- Kirby and Mario got jokes, shocking absolutely everyone
- Mack Brown gets his flowers
- Olympics update
- Designated survivor or bad hang?
- A harrowing new UFL tradition is unveiled
- The Shutdown Fullcast is on Patreon. This is how we pay our producers, and occasionally ourselves. If you'd like to help with that, give us $4 a month (or a larger, funnier number of your choosing) and we'll give you bonus episodes. As of this recording we have delivered 27 (twenty-seven) bonus episodes since launching in August. We think this is a pretty good deal (for you)
- Now through March 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to TransVisible Montana. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVE
- Shutdown Fullcast is produced by Michael Ray Surber
- Fullcast theme variant arranged and performed by Caleb Curtis
- DID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s not
- Before the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other work
- Travel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot exist
- Check out Surber’s band, Killer Antz
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | in a Nykwell Hayes last night. |
| 0:02.8 | I remember that I had to write this down. |
| 0:05.2 | I was convinced I should write this down. |
| 0:07.6 | I was going to forget what it was in the morning, |
| 0:09.8 | and it was so good, |
| 0:11.2 | and I don't remember any of the details of it, |
| 0:13.7 | except that I am absolutely positive |
| 0:15.6 | that this was a business idea. |
| 0:17.2 | This was not a story or an interview topic or a character name. I don't remember anything |
| 0:24.2 | else about it, but I was like, this is a fantastic business idea. And what I wrote down and the |
| 0:31.2 | first thing I saw when I picked up my phone in the morning and looked at it was this, Dracula |
| 0:35.2 | Plus. Dracula plus. |
| 0:38.6 | All right. |
| 0:39.4 | Important. |
| 0:44.0 | Is that plus spelled out or plus the mathematical sign? Yes, but capitalized. |
| 0:44.9 | Two words capitalized. |
| 0:46.5 | Okay. |
| 0:47.1 | Okay. |
| 0:48.3 | Hmm. |
| 0:49.8 | Positive that this was some type of service provider. |
| 0:55.6 | No idea what else. |
| 0:56.1 | Sure. |
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