This is Nick. This is Jack. It's Tuesday, T-Boy, Tuesday, April 28th. And today's pot is the best one yet. This is a T-Boy. The top three pop business news stories you need to know today. Welcome back to the coolest place in capitalism. Jack. We got three fantastic stories today. Do we not, my friends? Spotify and Peloton are now one app.

Wow.

It's music streaming with a side of burpees.

Yeties, this Spotify Peloton deal can be explained by one celebrity couple.

For our second story, Ube is a purple fruit native to the Philippines that Americans have become Gaga for.

And Ube is one example of a business opportunity we call cultural arbitrage.

And our third and final story is Elon Musk versus Sam Alper. It kicked off yesterday and in

courthouse in Oakland. Yeties, this ain't a legal trial. This ain't a civil trial. This is a spite

trial. But yeties, before we had that wonderful mix of stories. I mean, what do we tell you? What a mix. Love the show, Jack. The wildest new wedding trend is the Ozempic wedding dress. More specifically, Jack, the Ozempic Emergency Wedding dress. Correct. Because according to the Wall Street Journal, Brides to B are using GLP-1s before their weddings. Because one in ten weddings now involve a little

bit of waggave these days. But Nick, the weight loss drug works so well that their dress

doesn't end up fitting on their wedding day. What we're saying, Bessies, is all this weight change

is messing with the dressing. So when brides are buying the dresses, they're waiting as late as

possible to lock it in. Because their

bodies are changing as much as possible. Get this. Rush orders at David's bridal are up 50%

in the last two years. Oh, and tailoring requests just hit an all-time high. Bridal stores feel so

vulnerable, they've gotten the lawyers involved. Because you do not want to be held liable if the dress do not fit, Jack. So now when you buy a dress, you need to sign a waiver. No joke. That's right. You can't sue Vera Wang if that dress starts to hang. So the dress said, I do. But the Ozempic said, we'll see. At least the veil ain't going anywhere, Jack. Don't fits, baby, Jack. Let's do that story. 15 years before this song, two boys from the Northeast met in the dorm. They had an idea to cause a cultural storm. It's the best one yet, but the best is an norm. Jack Nick, that's it. I don't even think they need to practice. 50% that's a fat tip. Tea Boy on your at list if you know you know cause we're

ready to go we can't wait no more so just start the show start the show first a quick word from our sponsor.

For our first story, Spotify is launching a fitness hub with Peloton.

The new music and fitness power couple, baby.

Here it is.

Spotify already has your running playlist.

Now they want your living room home workout too. Yet he's a funny thing about this story, Jack and I noticed. Um, three months ago,

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