We need a compilation of just, every time we start an episode, I was just telling all

a saunja she's always doing her lip liner and her lipstick and getting her shit situated.

So I'm going to put a compilation together of every time we start an episode and she's just putting on her

lipstick.

The gag is, I wait till the last second because I'm smoking till the last second and I have many

at times like smoked with like the bong with my lipstick on and then I'm walking around with

lipstick all over my chin. So that is the real secret. That's why I wait until the last second possible.

I hate, before we typically record I'll have like Duncan or Starbooked or something and I hate when I'm eating something and I already have my lipstick done so like I'll have this whole bottom of my chin like imprinted at my lipstick and I'm like fuck I shouldn't have done that like I should just wait.

I feel like my face is not done yet and I don't feel satisfied until I see my lip on me.

You know what I mean?

Oh, yeah, no, the lip is the finishing touch.

I was at a bachelor at this weekend and the bachelor at like,

you know, when you have a vision of what you're going to look like,

and then you put on the outfit and you get

ready and it doesn't look like that and there's nothing fucking worth like

nothing will fuck up your night like that, like that.

And especially when it always happens

when it's like a special event or something you want to,

like look good for.

It was the last night we were going out for the Bachelorette party.

She was like, you know, it's my last night quote-unquote like a not married lady single like I'm trying to look hot as

fuck. Yeah. And she wanted to strengthen her hair. There wasn't time. There was too much humidity like all this and then she put on her

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