Reading Your Spicy Confessions

Chosen Family

Chosen Family & Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 28 January 2026

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Ashley mourns the loss of the beloved podcat Fulton, Mak makes new strides in therapy, and Alayna still has hives. We read an audience confession involving lesbian nuns. FOLLOW CHOSEN FAMILY TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@chosenfamilypod. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/chosenfamilypod/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC9WM_cdLWHtsCXLg3ygFiww⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. FOLLOW ASHLEY GAVIN @ashgavs TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@ashgavscomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/ashgavs/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@ashgavs⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/AshGavs⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. FOLLOW ALAYNA JOY @MissFenderr YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/MissFenderr. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/missfenderr/⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://twitter.com/MissFenderr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@missfenderr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. FOLLOW MAK INGEMI @Makingemi Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.instagram.com/makingemi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.tiktok.com/@makingemi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/c/Makingemi⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. JOIN OUR CHOSEN FAMILY PATREON ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/chosenfamilypodcast. ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch our videos on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.youtube.com/@chosenfamilypod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.8	obsessions was with a religious person who was part of a consecrated group of women. For the uninitiated,
0:36.5	this is when you do not wear the nun uniform, the habit, but dress
0:40.0	very modestly.
0:41.3	You wear a wedding ring because you're married to Jesus, duh, and you live in a house
0:44.5	with all women, usually with jobs as teachers or spiritual directors at a nearby Catholic
0:49.0	school that works.
0:49.8	That's actually also what lesbians do.
0:52.4	I love you.
0:55.4	I mean, they take vows of poverty, chastity, and obedience.
1:00.0	Wear a ring and live in a house with only other women.
1:04.1	Sounds like everybody's relationship here.
1:06.5	I don't know.
1:13.7	Hello. Well, well, well. Well, well.
1:17.4	Well, look who it is.
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