Read & Green

The Read

Comedy

4.9 • 27.8K Ratings

🗓️ 25 December 2014

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

It's a Christmas party with our dear friends. We can't really remember most of it, but it's surely full of yelling and nonsense. Happy holidays!

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0:00.0	It's the thing to say on a bright Hawaiian Christmas tree.
0:07.0	Shannions.
0:09.0	Hey everyone, I am Lilo.
0:18.0	And I am Black Santa.
0:19.0	Why don't we just be Stitch Bitch and like make white?
0:22.0	I wasn't even thinking about it.
0:24.0	I'm Black Santa because it's airing on Christmas.
0:27.0	Okay, well this is the read.
0:30.0	Christmas special.
0:33.0	You just got so badly angry with me.
0:36.0	Jesus.
0:38.0	I think it just got so pissed that I'm having a baby.
0:40.0	One on this day.
0:42.0	Really God.
0:44.0	Yes, it's an amazing day.
0:47.0	Oh Jesus.
0:52.0	Okay, um, so for the Christmas episode.
0:56.0	So the red and green experiment.
1:00.0	We have our friends with us.
1:05.0	So happy to have you here once again.
1:08.0	Just an unscientific before we do this vacation shit.
1:12.0	So hey y'all, you can, I guess introduce yourselves.
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