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🗓️ 1 October 2025
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The Toast with Jackie (@JackieOshry) and Claudia Oshry (@girlwithnojob)
Girl With No Job by Claudia Oshry
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| 0:00.0 | Good morning, girlies, it's the toast. |
| 0:09.8 | It's Jackson Claude and we're your host. |
| 0:14.9 | It's your favorite show, the fast-five things you need to know. |
| 0:20.0 | We'll start your day off, swirly. |
| 0:22.3 | It's the toast. |
| 0:24.1 | I sound amazing. |
| 0:26.1 | Welcome back to The Toast and happy Wednesday that I don't know what it feels like. |
| 0:30.1 | What is the day before the hardest day of your life feel like? |
| 0:33.7 | Yeah, it does feel like a Tuesday. |
| 0:36.5 | You're right. |
| 0:40.8 | Tuesday? Why would it feel like a Tuesday? It right Tuesday why would it feel like a Tuesday it just does I'm all mixed up because of like dancing with the stars is on Tuesday so then like when we're talking |
| 0:46.2 | about it just feels like Tuesday but then it's technically Claude technically it's technically |
| 0:49.7 | it'll be Friday because we're not working tomorrow but we'll be working in other senses. By the way, |
| 0:56.5 | we're totally in agreement that Dancing with the Stars is such a Sunday night show. They really |
| 1:00.1 | should move it. Or Monday night. Like a little treat. It's a treat for getting through Monday. |
| 1:05.0 | By Tuesday, I'm in the swing of things. I've got things going. I'm in motion. We actually have a lot |
| 1:10.6 | going on. Not only is tomorrow the day of atonement, like such a serious day for us for our people. There will be no show tomorrow. I mean, if you think you're suffering without the toast, think how we're suffering without food and water. It's not, it's one of those days where like we're not even giddy to have off work because like we'd rather be working than doing what we're doing. I'd rather be podcasting for 24 hour straight. Yeah. Then fasting, cleansing ourselves |
| 1:30.7 | from our phones, atoning, |
| 1:33.0 | atoning for our sins, praying, begging for forgiveness. Like, it's just we have a lot going on |
| 1:38.3 | tomorrow. And it is sort of like the annual episode where we say what we're sorry for |
| 1:42.6 | and what we want to do better with in the |
| 1:45.9 | next year. So I'll start. Okay. What I am sorry for is like seriously, I know I hurt so many people |
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