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We'll start your day off, swirly. It's the toast. I sound amazing. Welcome back to The Toast and happy Tuesday. And it's so important that you choose to spend your days with people who lift you up, co-workers to brighten your day. So if you have a coworkworker you hate, this is your permission to slap the shit out of her.

Hey, Jax, how you darn? Oh, sorry, her. Could be a him, but let's be real. It's a her. It's always the women. Hey, Swirley. How you doing? I'm Dern good, excited for this fantastic Tuesday. We have a lot to do today. The theme of today's episode,

it's an emergency.

It's an emergency. Not to like jump right into the stories, but like just to give like a tease of what we're talking about today, which is Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, which we had previously said was one of

literally two reasons why we would ever do an emergency episode. Very sadly, I feel like not everyone who listens to our podcast is also a Patreon member. I mean, that's just a sad fact that. That's just an unfortunate reality. I get it. People have different priorities. It's okay. You're always welcome to join us, patreon.com, sasha toast. Having said that over the summer, we had this like running bit that, you know, people always say when there's breaking news like, oh my God, Claudia Jackie, you need to do an emergency episode. And we say, well, like, yeah, but we do an episode every day. So just wait until tomorrow morning. And there are very few things that could happen that would make us physically get up and record a emergency episode. One of them.

So we sat down to think about what things could possibly happen that would trigger an emergency

episode. And we could literally only think of two things. One was, of course, the engagement of one

Taylor, Travis Kelsey, which ended up happening and we ended up recording an emergency episode.

Or was that what spawned this conversation? No, like a week before we had said, like realistically,

an emergency episode list, we would actually, what would make us get up off our ass would be Taylor's engagement. Okay, yes. And she ended up getting engaged a week later, and we recorded an emergency episode. We did. Because we weren't doing daily episodes. And then we were like, what else really could? And honestly, I feel like we're always talking about the strength of the marriage of Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban. And we referenced them quite a lot. And we love them both so much, like as a couple, as individuals. We're kind of like their biggest fans. Weirdly, we're always referencing or not referencing them. And we're like, I guess if they got divorced, that would call for an emergency episode. And we only added them to the list because it was so out of the realm of possibility. And when we said that, I got DMs from people being like, well, you know, I live in Nashville and I heard XYZ. And it's like, please, they say that about everyone. I wasn't taking any of those messages seriously. Lo and behold, TMZ breaking news yesterday. Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban are getting separated. Mary, a month later, we were called to task and we did not rise to the occasion. But what's also funny is Claudia and I had just recorded a Patreon episode yesterday. Literally, we had got up from our chairs and one hour later this news broke. So, like, we couldn't get back in. The thing is this is the emergency episode. It is. And it's nice to have like more information, even though people are just speculating. The news is like so silly. They're like Nicole Kinman was at a beauty event solo a few days ago before announcing split. It's like Keith Urban would have never been there even in the heyday of their marriage. No, they do a lot of solo work, which is why we've always commended them for like making their individual schedules work. We always say like when a celebrity couple's sites like scheduling, you know, it was hard to be by coastal. Like we broke up because of the time management. Well, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban do it and they both are at the top of their game in their respective fields.

So if they can do it, anyone can.

But you know what? Even though they split, they did it for 20 years. So do it for 20 years and then tell me you can't do it. It also did remind me that I've been wanting to talk about Reese Witherspoon. Did an interview where she was talking about her relationship with Nicole Kidman. and she said the absolute funniest thing that I actually was laughing so hard.

She also did an impression of Nicole Kinman.

The impression was hysterical. with Nicole Kidman and she said the absolute funniest thing that I actually was laughing so

hard she also did an impression of Nicole Kidman. The impression was hysterical. Oh my god,

do you know what I'm talking about? Yeah. We're the real estate bitches. It was the clip made me

laugh so much. I'm like I never thought Reese Withers movie was so funny but like she's hysterical.

Mm-hmm. Um, just something I wanted to mention. So what did she say that made you, like the impression made you laugh? The impression made me laugh of like Nicole Kidman sending her a property. Oh no, we're the property bitches. Like a take on the property brothers. Like not Nicole Kidman being funny. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it was really cute. I think she was on, um, podcast. Uh, cultureistas. Culturistas.

Um, Cult, yeah. No, it was really cute. I think she was on, um, podcast. Culturistas. Culturistas. Um, cultureistas. That's so, Jackie. Las cultureistas. Speaking of las cultaristas, um, the Chostata community is upset with me because I didn't like, you know, say that I was really excited for bad bunny. And you know what? Like, I stand with my community. You guys are right. He's for the girlies. I take back everything I said. And then I was trying to find, I know one Bad Bunny song. And I was trying to find it on Spotify. But like, I don't know. Jackie. And I was trying to ask Chat. Come me a B, BIP. Do you know that one? I don't think I know one bad funny song. I know. I know the one. And then chat, I sang it for chat this morning.

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