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"RE-RELEASE: Adam Sandler"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.655.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

"The Sandman" a.k.a. the unstoppable legend Adam Sandler, drives a golf-ball right onto the SmartLess fairway and we all take a ride on the cart of life through blackout nerves, comfort-zones vs. ambition, the importance of family, and the nuances of the comedy brain. Fore! This episode was originally released on 10/12/2020.

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0:00.0

Hello, listener. This is Jason Bateman along with Will Arnett and Sean Hayes for the podcast called Smartless.

0:12.4

If that's a place you're looking for, you found it. Congratulations. It's not a real high concept podcast.

0:18.3

One person invites a guest. The other two don't know who that guest is,

0:21.8

and then we chat. Here we go.

0:24.4

So, Jason, you missed. Smart.

0:38.8

Jason, you missed this last time.

0:42.9

Look what I got.

0:43.8

That's a baby Yoda?

0:44.8

It's a baby Yoda, and there's a message on here.

0:46.9

Is that from the Mandalorian show?

0:48.8

Yeah, this is from my friend Michael Cohen in the Cohen family, not that Michael Cohen.

0:53.1

But look, and he recorded this. Welcome to SmartList, the best podcast in the world with my dear friend Sean Hays, Jason Bainman, and William Arnett. He went William. I like that he went William. Yeah, and Baby Yoda said that. So he's the voice of Baby Yoda? Yeah, could you not tell him he sounds latin is i didn't know baby yota

1:11.7

he is baby yota is latin huh i gotta watch that show i'm developing a new show it's baby yoda nanny

1:17.0

and it's a nanny who works who looks after no it's just the doll that you leave with your kids and tell

1:22.5

them they're watching them yeah um it should be noted jason's haircut have Have you commented on a good? It looks good, right? Well, this is, guys, listen, this is just rolled right out of bed. It's such a thick head of hair. I know. It's so thick. But it's a very boyish look he's got going right now, isn't it? Yeah. Very boyish. I know. I'm trying to get respect as an adult, but that's why sometimes I try to grow up my facial hair, but that takes... Do you push? It costs me a year, actually, to grow that. Because you're just saying to the world, hey, I'm a man. Yeah, I'm a man. Deal with it. All right So, speaking of men, we have a man today.

2:02.4

This is a funny man, family man, and for the next hour, he's a smartless man.

2:09.7

Ladies and gentlemen, Adam Sandler.

2:11.9

Adam Sandler.

2:13.0

The one and only.

2:15.0

I love it.

2:16.4

I'm sorry about this. Wow, look at that's a man. Look at the beer. It's gross. I love it. I'm sorry about this.

2:17.7

Wow.

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