"Laura Dern"

SmartLess

SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC

Science, Education, Culture, Learning, Society & Culture, Interview, Comedy, Discussion, Music, Entertainment

4.6 • 55.4K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2025

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Collapse your stroller: it’s Laura Dern. Sixteen ice cream cones, the hardest acting job of her life, and Nepo Hayes. Save it for the sequel, guys… it’s an all-new SmartLess.

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0:00.0	Hey, gang, Jason Bateman here doing a cold open for SmartLess.
0:11.2	I'm all by myself.
0:12.3	I don't have the other two guys.
0:13.9	So this is the horrifying look into what this podcast would be without Sean Hayes and Will Arnett.
0:19.9	Just me.
0:43.5	Talking. Gaps. No fun. No humor. Nothing interesting. Welcome to Smartless.. Smart.
0:47.5	All right.
0:49.1	So, listener, we've got Will beaming in from Bozeman, Montana.
0:53.6	We've got Sean Key Hayes there in downtown Hollywood.
0:59.0	Oh, there it is.
1:00.6	Scotty is applying chapstick onto Sean's lips,
1:03.9	because that's the role they like to play.
1:06.6	Wow.
1:07.7	That just happened.
1:09.4	Yeah.
1:10.0	Well, Jason threatened that he'd do it, and I may have him do it.
1:13.4	That was...
1:14.3	Does Scotty ever call from the restroom?
1:16.9	I'm done, Sean.
1:20.0	Wipey.
1:22.3	Okay.
1:25.3	No, no, no, no.
	...

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