It's like we have a pit bull that got out of a yard and bit a kid in the neighborhood.

And then we might have to put him down.

You know what I mean?

That's what I feel like rat dick is.

And we're trying to argue with the authorities to save the pit bull's life.

He's fine.

No, he's good. He was just like excited.

The kid, he was wearing a red shirt.

I mean, everybody knows those dogs are attracted to red.

And we know that probably the pit bull should be put down.

Yeah.

But we love it so much. We don't want it to be killed.

But in this case, a rabid rat.

RDR, your behavior this weekend was totally unacceptable.

I mean, obviously you can't drink alcohol anymore.

I think you should pour alcohol in my mouth when we're out on a shoot.

You know, and I'll go catch the swan every time.

But maybe not at a comedy show because I just get a little too rowdy around all the boys. So that needs to be

turned into some sort of metaphor for RDR. Catch the Swam. Is it good to catch the swan or bad?

Because here's what happened. We went to the NASCAR event this weekend. Leo and I filmed an

unbelievable bit. There was physical violence. We won up last year in my opinion. Agreed. I got chased.

I had to sort of kid out. We dressed up as drag queens. I read from a Fauci book to a group of

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