Nice shirt.

Thank you, sir.

I saw this with a man with you at the Lizzo concert, and I had to have it.

You had to have the shirt with Lizzo.

Is she even wearing clothing in this rendition?

It seems like she's in Lizzo merch.

She's in full fishnet, and it's bare ass.

You know, my parents, my dad's an artist, so he actually thought it was a, it was a good sketch.

And he thinks the long-sleevee pink was a good choice also. Artistically, he gave it a good score.

But still, I'm sure that didn't stop him from saying, Jesus.

Yeah. Somebody tell that bitch to put some clothes on.

He didn't say it like that, but he goes, yeah, it's, you know, the society nowadays, you know, you got to wear shirts like that. I'm like, yeah, you know. You got to wear shirts like that. You got to wear shirts like that? You think your dad, Julio, a famous Italian man, ladies man back in the day, your father, to the surprise of nobody. Astoria, New York, Queens. You think he would have sex with Lizzo now?

That's a good question. Like, let's say my mom was out of the picture. No, let's say she's in the picture. Honestly. Julio's been drinking. I think he fetishizes. Nobody's going to find out. 100% fetishizes a large black woman. 100%. He does some role play for sure. Awesome. We've got some buzz in the mics.

You hear that, Leo?

Yeah, there's a slight buzz.

What's buzzing?

Yeah, there's a slight buzz. What's buzzing? Yeah, now it's gone, but what? Is that going to be recorded? It was just, it was the other mic over there. Austin, how can you tolerate something like buzz in the first minutes of the show? I just couldn't, I didn't even hear it until you mentioned it. Smoke the fuck up in the morning and the afternoon. Leo, you know what I mean? Tell him the problem with buzz. Well, the problem with buzz is it's, uh, what do you mean? Like fans hearing it? I'm just saying it's unacceptable that we got a buzz buzz buzz in the opening three minutes because a buzz in the opening three minutes, Leo. A buzz in the opening three minutes is bad luck in the industry, dude.

Well, the audience probably won't even hear it with the audio editing. They say that Artie Lang and he heard a buzz and then like he relapsed, dude.

Got right back into heroin use.

Howard Stern and Artie Lang had mended all their differences in 2008.

Artie Lang was the most valuable, the funniest sidekick in radio.

No, in comedy history.

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