And the J-K.K. But honestly that is the song that should be running through your head when you get ready to call.

All right, listen, I've got an anecdote ready to go.

Is it boring, you ask?

No.

Because I'm a professional.

And the way I see life I mean if you could borrow my eyes for just one day not only

would you be looking in the mirror at these beautiful baby blue eyes.

But additionally, your POV would be a fucking knockout

every single time.

How do I do it?

Oh God, first of all. Okay, here's my anecdote. Ready? D'N-Din-Din-Din-Din-Din-Dit-Din-Din-Dit-Din. The sound effects are out again today.

Just kidding.

They're here.

All right.

Hold on a second.

All right.

So I was sitting, you know, in an undisclosed location.

And I heard outside the screech of car tires, and then I heard a dog going like

like and then I heard a woman screaming she was like no

and I like run out to the street as does everyone in this location where I am at

And there is a big dog and he's like standing there. He's like half on his back legs half not and he's like staring kind of like in shock and his owner is in like walking clothes and she's like running into like the street like I think for help or something and I was just like

like it was the darkest scene like I it was just so dark and then I didn't know what to do and everyone just kind of like started leaving.

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