Welcome to the Eric Matex Show!

I'm not the announcer Todd Wilkerson, but I sound so much like him that Eric asked me to take over.

Evidently Todd was caught stealing again.

Oh, it was nothing big, just a toilet paper out of the studio bathroom, a little soap and some poppery.

But still, Eric said it was the principle of the thing.

So he fired Todd's behind just like that.

And now your host, Mr. Lawan Order, Eric Woodstocks.

But I think you'll be under great, under these covenants.

We'll get back to that at another time.

Right now, I'd like to introduce a particularly special guest.

I have been trying to hunt down the great Robbie's Aquarius.

For years, some of you know, if you go to SocratesInTheCity.com.

I've interviewed all kinds of people there.

And people always say to me, have you had Robbie's Aquarius on?

And the answer inevitably sadly is no.

Because Robbie's Aquarius never touches down long enough in the United States, where you can capture him on film.

Until today, somehow, I'm not sure we got him into the studio in New York City.

Robbie's Aquarius, welcome!

Thank you, sir. What an honor to be with you, Eric.

Eric, this is like spotting the white buffalo or something, some rare beast that is never seen, fabled beast.

And to have you with me in the studio, we've tried such a long time.

Now, I know, Robbie, there's so many people that they know you.

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