So this message is very important and I think it could save someone's life, probably someone you know.

Now this has plagued me for many years, probably 25 years in fact. I've never mentioned it

to anyone, not even my family, not even the people closest to me. I've kind of suppressed it

over many decades. At times it's definitely pushed me towards a breakdown I would say. Certainly

feeling really stressed and lonely inside. I thought that I was the only person who felt this

and experience this. I didn't even know that this was a thing and I felt very alone over many years

about it. But it actually turns out that I'm not alone and it turns out that this is a thing,

it's a real thing, it's something that other people experience, people like me, people like you

that we're not alone, that it's way more common. And that's Tanoispan for fuck's sake Tanoispan, it's a thing.

So how many times do you get on a train and over the Tanoi, you get lectures and you get things

repeated over and over and over again. I just sometimes just want to get out the train and go and grab

the guy and just fucking kill him. And finally there's some breaking news, this is the best thing

in the world, this is going to save millions of lives. Tanoispan is being disrupted, there will be

no more Tanoispan, yes, fucking, yes. Ah, you can get in a train and there will be no longer

25 minutes of announcements. Now by the way, this is the department for transport, the department

for transport, I salute you, you have saved my life, you have saved the lives of millions. So

there's this guy, right, there's this guy, I've got to read you this transport secretary, Grant

Shaps. He's been campaigning, passengers have been plagued by an endless torrent of repeated

and unnecessary announcements, it's called Tanoispan. I am not alone, I am not the only one that's

nearly caused me breakdowns, week after week, month after month, year after year for 25 years,

I just want to get on a train, I just want to do my work, I just want to get from A to B,

shut up. Anyway, Grant Shaps, I salute you, I'm calling for the bonfire of the banalities to

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