Ranking: The Universal Monsters

Halloweenies: A Horror Franchise Podcast

The Losers' Club LLC

Film Reviews, Tv & Film, Film History

4.6 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 November 2025

⏱️ 124 minutes

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Summary

The Monster Mash has reached its end! Before they leave the Universal backlot, the Halloweenies (Dan Caffrey, McKenzie Gerber, Rachel Reeves, Michael Roffman, and Justin Gerber) take inventory on all those Universal Monsters they've covered this year. Who's the all-timer? Find out in this season finale ranking. Bonus: They also announce next season! Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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0:00.0	Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network. The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic. Have a good time. It's a life. It's alive.
0:22.6	Here's to a son. to the house of Frankenstein.
0:42.3	One man crazy, three very same spectators.
0:47.3	The brain is useless.
0:49.3	We must find another brain.
0:52.3	Oh! He's bitten by a werewolf and lives,
1:02.0	he's bitten by a werewolf himself.
1:04.0	Brain that was stolen from my laboratory was a criminal brain.
1:10.0	Save it. Save it. Everything it, me, say it.
1:12.6	Everything's going to be all right.
1:15.6	No man ever suffered as I did for you,
1:18.6	but the rest you may not know.
1:21.6	I want to live even in this strange new world.
1:25.6	I said I was buried alive.
1:31.3	I am dragon.
1:35.3	Children of the night.
1:42.3	What music, maybe.
1:54.5	Greetings and welcome yet again to Halloween's a horror franchise podcast.
1:55.6	I'm one of your co-host.
2:02.7	Justin, you can call me the Carl Landley Jr. of this episode, Gerber, because, you know,
2:07.1	we just did the List episode, our 31 favorite kills from the Halloween franchise, but if you thought we were done with lists, we're just getting warmed up.
2:13.2	Because we didn't forget. We are here to rank the nine major universal monster films ranging from the year 1931 to
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