Greetings and salutations. You've successfully arrived at the bloody disgusting network. The passage of time will now bring you to something strange, unique, and idiosyncratic. Have a good time. It's a life. It's alive.

Here's to a son. to the house of Frankenstein.

One man crazy, three very same spectators.

The brain is useless.

We must find another brain.

Oh! He's bitten by a werewolf and lives,

he's bitten by a werewolf himself.

Brain that was stolen from my laboratory was a criminal brain.

Save it. Save it. Everything it, me, say it.

Everything's going to be all right.

No man ever suffered as I did for you,

but the rest you may not know.

I want to live even in this strange new world.

I said I was buried alive.

I am dragon.

Children of the night.

What music, baby. What you know. Happy Halloween Halloweenies, or maybe, maybe

maybe actually it's more happy Thanksgiving

because this is the month of November,

which some have been pleasantly calling Halloween hangover month, which, hey, you know, I dig it.

It's fine. I think we get enough of spooky season because, you know, I used to think it started

August 5th, and I found out this year that most people start celebrating spooky season July 5th.

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