So I was asking myself whether for this week's bonus video I wanted to watch a leftist on TikTok or drive a screwdriver into the front of my forehead and scoop out my brains.

And then I decided instead let's rate some movies. Let's rank some movies.

And this time we're going to look at some thrillers, crime movies, noir movies, one of my favorite genres.

Now I want to make it really, really clear, because last time I did some westerns,

and they put it out with a caption that said, this is Claven's List of Westerns.

I don't choose these movies. They shoot these movies at me.

My producer, Tom, he won't give me his last name because he's afraid I'll find out where he lives

But my producer Tom gives me the movies. So I didn't choose these movies. I'm just ranking them as they show them to me in real time

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All right, let's look at these movies.

Now on a scale of 1 to 10, 10 being positive.

Oh, sure are you?

Okay. Oh, sure are you? At least an A.

Zodiac 2007 is a very long but excellent movie.

I thought it is a David Fincher written film. This is a really good cast, Jake Gillinghall, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr., who is great in it. And it is the true story, based on the true story, of the Zodiac Killer. And it happened in the early 60s and 70s. One of the things I like about it is when you see the technology then and how hard it was for places to, for police officers to link up with each other across state lines. You see why

the Zodiac was able to elude them. Good film, I will give it. I'm going to, I'm going to go with,

I want to deflate these things. I don't want to give everything an S, but I will give that an A. That's a really good film.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

Goodfellas, 1990, one of my favorite films.

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