Hello, this is international football commentator Derek Ray, and you're listening to the Ranks FC podcast.

Hello, Rank Squad and welcome to Ranks FC.

It's your favourite transatlantic football podcast.

My name's Jack Collins and I'll be your host today.

And joining me across the water all the way from San Diego.

It's Mr Dean Jones.

How you doing, mate?

Hello, mate.

Yeah, I had a very football, football, football weekend.

So that was fun.

Kids football and watching loads of Premier League football.

So, yeah, it was packed.

Also very rainy over here over the weekend, Jack, which is not common.

Yesterday, it was such a grey day.

I went out to an English pub and had a roast dinner because it felt right. It just felt right. So, yeah, it felt like I was in England for the weekend. Well, that's good. It's actually been glorious over here. I was on a golf weekend, away this weekend. Did you win? We did win. We did win. A three-two game against my brother's beloved green caps.

It has finally come to an end five years of this one.

Five years.

Decided on the final part of the final hole of day two of this weekend.

Wow.

Was it you?

I was on the green, but I left it to this year's captain to finish things off.

Was it scenes?

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