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Wet Jeans

Rob Gucci

Society & Culture, Society, Comedy, Observational Comedy, Sports, Improv

4.7 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2024

⏱️ 23 minutes

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On this episode of the show, Rob salvages 20 minutes of an entire episode he recorded outside. The rest of it had audio issues, so he is just putting this episode out anyway. Why am I typing in third person as if this isn't Rob Typing this out. I forget what I talked about on here, but enjoy the show. Use code WETJEANS at manscaped.com for 20% off and free shipping I am literally begging you.Support the Show.

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0:00.0	Hello everybody what's up and welcome to the show that I do I am outside
0:06.3	recording from nature if you're watching this on YouTube which I don't know why you
0:11.7	wouldn't be watching on YouTube but actually when I'm looking at the
0:15.2	screen and I see how low budget this shit looks right now because I'm on the road.
0:20.3	Maybe I don't blame you. Maybe you don't want to look at me. I don't blame you with that either. I never said I was a guy with good self-esteem. That's one thing
0:28.9	that I wasn't born with, but that's a good thing. You don't want to be born with too much self-esteem.
0:36.5	You don't want to be a cocky little fuck. And I know people that work for families that, you know,
0:41.7	whether they're chefs or their drivers or whatnot and you know they just got to deal with these
0:48.0	spoiled little fucks that already think that they're God's gift to Earth and in reality
0:56.2	they have no idea that they're growing up with everything that they need already. They're never going to know the value of a dollar.
1:07.3	They don't even know the value of themselves. They're just spoiled, rich, and they already are just so fucking cocky because you know their
1:16.5	dad owns a hedge fund or whatever and that's no hate no hate at all towards
1:20.1	rich people everyone wants to be that, right? Everyone wants to provide, okay, I'm outside, there's a black
1:26.4	hornet. This thing, I want to turn the camera, but I don't want to show. Anyway my point is the little
1:34.8	spoiled fucking kids that already have the self-esteem and self-entitlement they have no
1:39.5	idea that they're going to grow up and by like 15 they're going to be like I can't even find happiness anymore because I have it all and they're going to develop a horrible heroin problem and they're going to end up you know they're probably going to end up overdosing at some point.
1:56.0	I'm not saying dying, but they're just going to end up,
2:00.0	you know, finding pleasure somewhere else because they can't they're already so I don't even
2:07.4	know what the fuck I'm talking about welcome into the show everybody this episode is brought to you
2:10.9	by Manscaped somehow Mans Manscaped renewed me again.
2:14.0	I want to thank for everybody that uses the code
2:16.2	Wet genes at manscaped.com.
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